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The Nord Belkan Repulic is #1 in Transparency
The Grey Men decided long ago that your phone calls were boring, but do they still listen?
Dinsmark—Warning that it would be reckless to release the full findings to the general public, critics in Dinsmark condemned the Senate’s 480-page report detailing the Razgriz Academy interrogation tactics Tuesday, saying it puts the country at considerable risk of transparency. “Publishing the results of this five-year investigation is an extremely hazardous move, as it gravely jeopardizes our country’s ability to obscure and cover up human rights abuses that may or may not have occurred following the fall of the DLP,” said Sen. Oswald Boelcke (Libertarian-S.Belka), adding that the report’s graphic details about the alleged use of torture on suspected Osean detainees would embolden the government’s opponents and could likely lead to widespread clarity and accountability. “It is a risky proposition by the members of the Senate to make this information available, one which could potentially incite openness and communication about the Razgriz Academies' use of waterboarding and other so-called enhanced interrogation techniques on illegally detained prisoners during the War on Osea.” Critics claimed the report also puts many Belkan political lives at risk by acknowledging specific government figures’ failure to secure any worthwhile, actionable intelligence information from such techniques.
The March to "Doom"
"War is the continuation of politics by other means"
Grunder Intl. Press— An immense international conflict has been raging since early November. Apparently Doom Squad conspired to start a global war by attacking Invicta. Whether this is conspiracy fact or fiction, the results was in fact a global war and two factions emerged: Lulzist Coalition and SuperCereal Coalition. On November 14th Veracity of drunkenville from The Sandstorm Confederacy attacked Hakora Kiyanto from NPO. Umbrella and Sengoku reacted swiftly to counter this attack on their ally, and both launched multiple counters against TSC. Currently, our allies Sengoku and Reavers are fighting the good fight against the New Polar Order and this is all while attaining white peace with The Sandstorm Confederacy and coming closer to total victory.
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Medical Minute
The World Freedom Federation is proud to host the elite of the medical world
Aringar—A new study released in the Shanoa Journal Of Medacine STOP Un-Medacine Medicine Medicine GO revealed that Obsessive-Compulsive Disorders, once thought to stem from neurochemicl STOP Un-neurochemicl neurochemical neurochemical GO deficiencies, may actually occur from a genetic predisposition STOP Un-occur from a genetic predisposition occur due to a genetic predisposition occur due to a genetic predisposition GO. "We have meticulously researched and organized volumes of material confirming this new theory," said team head Dr. Joseph Bryant of Aringar University, addressing reporters from a perfectly symmetrical podium/ STOP. Un-/ ... END
More Antics From Ice Antarctica
The generous leader has indeed given all participants a pair of merino wool socks
Penguin City—In an effort to relieve his boredom and fill an otherwise uneventful afternoon, Ice Antarctica leader A Floppy Penguin stacked all 24 million of his country’s inhabitants into a human pyramid Friday to help him pass the time. “Do the pyramid faster and taller,” the Ice Antarctica dictator ordered from a balcony overlooking Tonder Square, as 800,000 of his citizens clambered to reach the 47th tier of the massive gymnastic formation and steady themselves on the trembling backs of millions more of their countrymen. “I want it taller than that. Have the labor camps been emptied? We can add prisoners from the labor camps. Move faster! Ugh, this human pyramid is more dull than no human pyramid at all.” At press time, the Penguin had left to take a nap, but ordered the pyramid to remain indefinitely in case he got bored again and wanted to play around with it some other time. He then went in to his man-cave and read about the whole SONY fiasco and went to sleep with a big smile on his face knowing that it was Ender all along.
The Nord Belkan Repulic is #1 in Transparency
The Grey Men decided long ago that your phone calls were boring, but do they still listen?
Dinsmark—Warning that it would be reckless to release the full findings to the general public, critics in Dinsmark condemned the Senate’s 480-page report detailing the Razgriz Academy interrogation tactics Tuesday, saying it puts the country at considerable risk of transparency. “Publishing the results of this five-year investigation is an extremely hazardous move, as it gravely jeopardizes our country’s ability to obscure and cover up human rights abuses that may or may not have occurred following the fall of the DLP,” said Sen. Oswald Boelcke (Libertarian-S.Belka), adding that the report’s graphic details about the alleged use of torture on suspected Osean detainees would embolden the government’s opponents and could likely lead to widespread clarity and accountability. “It is a risky proposition by the members of the Senate to make this information available, one which could potentially incite openness and communication about the Razgriz Academies' use of waterboarding and other so-called enhanced interrogation techniques on illegally detained prisoners during the War on Osea.” Critics claimed the report also puts many Belkan political lives at risk by acknowledging specific government figures’ failure to secure any worthwhile, actionable intelligence information from such techniques.
The March to "Doom"
"War is the continuation of politics by other means"
Grunder Intl. Press— An immense international conflict has been raging since early November. Apparently Doom Squad conspired to start a global war by attacking Invicta. Whether this is conspiracy fact or fiction, the results was in fact a global war and two factions emerged: Lulzist Coalition and SuperCereal Coalition. On November 14th Veracity of drunkenville from The Sandstorm Confederacy attacked Hakora Kiyanto from NPO. Umbrella and Sengoku reacted swiftly to counter this attack on their ally, and both launched multiple counters against TSC. Currently, our allies Sengoku and Reavers are fighting the good fight against the New Polar Order and this is all while attaining white peace with The Sandstorm Confederacy and coming closer to total victory.
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- Doom War Timeline:
- Nov 7
DS declares on Invicta with no CB
Nov 9
DBDC declares wars on Spartan nations without DoW
DBDC declares wars on NpO nations without DoW
Nov 12
DS recognizes a state of war with SNX
DBDC declares war on SNX in defense of DS
Umb declares on SNX via oA with DBDC
NPO declares on SNX via oA with Umb
Nov 14
A TSC nation declares on an NPO Nation
CCC, CRAP, Invicta, NADC, TTK, and UPN declare war on NPO in defense of SNX
Nov 15
SUN recognizes a state of war with DBDC
Sengoku declares on TSC in defense of NPO
Umb declares war on TSC
TSC recognizes a state of war with Umb and Sengoku, but not NPO
Nov 16
DoD declares on TSC via oA with Umb
Nov 17
ODN declares on UPN in defense of NPO
AI declares on NADC in defense of NPO
Nov 18
Kashmir and tJL declare on SUN in pre-emptive defense of DS
tJL declares on NADC via oA with AI
Kashmir declares on NADC via oA with tJL
TLR declares on NADC in defense of NPO
LSF declares on NPO in defense of SNX
Nov 19
Argent declares on NADC via oA with AI
Nov 20
AI declares on SUN in via oA with tJL
Nov 21
SWF declares on NPO
Int declares on SNX via oA with Umb
NG declares on SNX
NSO declares on SNX via oA with NG
Nov 24
NpO declares on DS and NG in defense of SNX and Invicta
Invicta declares on Kashmir and tJL in defense of SUN
Nov 25
Legion declares on Kashmir and tJL in defense of Invicta
Reavers declares on NpO in defense of NG
Sengoku declares on NpO via oA with Reavers
NATO declares on NpO in defense of NG and DS
RnR declares on NpO via oA with NATO
TLR declares on NpO in defense of NG
ODN declares on NpO via MA with TLR
FTW declares on NpO via oA with ODN
AB declares on NpO via oA with FTW
Grämlin declares on NpO via oA with Sengoku
Nov 27
Atlas declares on Invicta in defense of NPO
Nov 29
SRA declares on Legion in defense of Kasmir
AI declares on Legion in defense of tJL
Nov 30
RIA declares on AB in defense of NpO
KoRT declares on NPO in defense of SNX via EDC with CCC
NPO declares on TSC via oA with Umb and Sengoku
Dec 1
GPF declares on NADC via oA with Argent
GATO declares on NADC in defense of NPO
Sparta declares on AB in defense of NpO
Dec 3
FTW declares on Sparta in defense of AB
IRON declares on Sparta via oA with FTW
Dec 4
AW declares on FTW in defense of Sparta
GLoF declares on RIA in defense of AB
Dec 6
DS declares on AW
GATO declares on Invicta via oA with Atlas
Dec 7
MI6 declares on IRON in defense of Sparta
Dec 8
VE declares on MI6 in defense of IRON
Umb declares on MI6 via oA with VE
Dec 9
NSO declares on SUN in via oA with Kashmir
Dec 10
OcUK nations declare on IRON nations
IRON recognizes a state of war with OcUK
OcUK declares on IRON in defense of Sparta
TOP declares on IRON in defense of Sparta
VE declares on TOP in defense of IRON
Dec 12
TSC gains White Peace
FTW declare on TOP in defense of IRON
NEW declares on TOP and Sparta via oA with FTW
Dec 13
PPO declares on Legion via oA with SRA
Dec 14
Kaskus declares on Legion via oA with SRA
Medical Minute
The World Freedom Federation is proud to host the elite of the medical world
Aringar—A new study released in the Shanoa Journal Of Medacine STOP Un-Medacine Medicine Medicine GO revealed that Obsessive-Compulsive Disorders, once thought to stem from neurochemicl STOP Un-neurochemicl neurochemical neurochemical GO deficiencies, may actually occur from a genetic predisposition STOP Un-occur from a genetic predisposition occur due to a genetic predisposition occur due to a genetic predisposition GO. "We have meticulously researched and organized volumes of material confirming this new theory," said team head Dr. Joseph Bryant of Aringar University, addressing reporters from a perfectly symmetrical podium/ STOP. Un-/ ... END
More Antics From Ice Antarctica
The generous leader has indeed given all participants a pair of merino wool socks
Penguin City—In an effort to relieve his boredom and fill an otherwise uneventful afternoon, Ice Antarctica leader A Floppy Penguin stacked all 24 million of his country’s inhabitants into a human pyramid Friday to help him pass the time. “Do the pyramid faster and taller,” the Ice Antarctica dictator ordered from a balcony overlooking Tonder Square, as 800,000 of his citizens clambered to reach the 47th tier of the massive gymnastic formation and steady themselves on the trembling backs of millions more of their countrymen. “I want it taller than that. Have the labor camps been emptied? We can add prisoners from the labor camps. Move faster! Ugh, this human pyramid is more dull than no human pyramid at all.” At press time, the Penguin had left to take a nap, but ordered the pyramid to remain indefinitely in case he got bored again and wanted to play around with it some other time. He then went in to his man-cave and read about the whole SONY fiasco and went to sleep with a big smile on his face knowing that it was Ender all along.
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