WORLD FREEDOM FEDERATION NEWS BUREAU
Ladies and gentlemen of the Federation.
As you have probably noticed, THERE IS A WAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
On the 18th of December, our Noble Allies, NEW attacked an Alliance of jerks called Dark Fist as they were disbanding. Three Alliances supposedly still protecting them illegally declared war on NEW, being Fark, The International and The Prolific Empire. In response, WFF declared a state of war with the latter two. The Orange Defense Network then declared war on us 'in defense of their allies' along with Sparta.
Sparta commenced in-game declarations of war and cursory attacks 20 minutes before their formal declaration of war, but I guess they can't help being illegally premature. At the current time, we stand beside the most noble alliances FEAR and Europa in our struggle.
At present, WFF presents a force of 25 nations of varying sizes, while our current enemies total 801.
That's right, we're OUTNUMBERED BY TWENTY FOUR TO ONE.
Good odds for any Citizen. They may actually have a chance.
May the bombs fall favourably, Citizens.
o/WFF
o/NEW
o/FUN!