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WFF 3.0 News Update! 09/27/14 --One Week Gone By-

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Nord Belka
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WFF 3.0 News Update! 09/27/14 --One Week Gone By-

Post by Nord Belka on Sat Sep 27, 2014 4:43 am

The reunification of the World Freedom Federation
The World Freedom Federation officially reunified on Septempber 15th, 2014. This ended the dark ages for many citizens around the former Federation. Many citizens recall the Good Old Days and seek to bring them back as fast as possible.. The good old days can be mathematically proven to be better than the current days using a formula that has since been lost somewhere in the jungles of Cambodia.. Due to the uninhabitable nature of Cambodia, no one has tried to retrieve it, and thus the true explanation of why the good old days are better than today is unknown.

Immense crowds party for days upon hearing of the WFF Reunification

Nord Belkan Federation Formed
With the Nord Belka dictatorship dissolved and re-formed into the Nord Belkan Federation, many citizens took to the streets in celebration. The crowds tore down the old Dinsmark wall and used the rubble to construct many statues of various birds and soundtrack artists.

Belkan Citizens gather around the new NBF monument

When the Nord Belkan Federation chief of architecture was asked why they weren't constructing schools or homes with the wall rubble, he replied "squirrel meat is apples". We can all assume this only means that further infrastructural development is to be expected in coming months.

A close-up of the new Nord Belkan Federation monument

An "Inside Nation" Look: Anastasius--The Nation Next Door
Anastasius is a small but new nation to the WFF. It is currently neutral as the rest of the WFF is, but this nation has a hidden history of neutrality. Anastasius neutrality has not prevented it from taking measures to defend itself and the gold that it is taking care of however. Anastasius is the most armed country in the world. Every Anastasian male has to do compulsory military service, in the course of which he is given a pocket knife and a cruise missile small enough to launch from a backpack. Unfortunately Anastasius is the only nation which has banned the use of spoons as a widespread weapon, which was replaced in favor of a pocket knife. Each Anastasian household is obligated by law to keep a gun, most often a Vulcan chain-gun, and to build a bunker in the basement to hide in, in case of foreign attack or overly obvious humor. Additionally, all mattresses in Anastasius are to be used to conceal SG 550s and most pillows have P226s hidden under them (note: do not try this yourself, as they have no safety catch). Sealed ammunition is distributed to all citizens and used to be hidden in chocolate tins, although after a visiting American child accidentally ate some the tins must be clearly labeled "Ammunition - Do Not Eat or Attempt to Melt". Many people, however, have not been informed of all this, so they keep growing weed in their basements, bouncing on their mattresses and making space cadet fondue.

Here, A Floppy Penguin can be seen reviewing his troops after WFF Reunification






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chauncy
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Re: WFF 3.0 News Update! 09/27/14 --One Week Gone By-

Post by chauncy on Sat Sep 27, 2014 1:58 pm

We need to start a petition to ban spoons everywhere.


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Melutar
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Re: WFF 3.0 News Update! 09/27/14 --One Week Gone By-

Post by Melutar on Sat Sep 27, 2014 6:43 pm

I've actually been to that monument IRL :p


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Nord Belka
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Re: WFF 3.0 News Update! 09/27/14 --One Week Gone By-

Post by Nord Belka on Sun Sep 28, 2014 8:26 am

I bet it was pretty epic!


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Floppypenguin
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Re: WFF 3.0 News Update! 09/27/14 --One Week Gone By-

Post by Floppypenguin on Sun Sep 28, 2014 2:15 pm

chauncy wrote:We need to start a petition to ban spoons everywhere.

but i like spoons Sad

King William II
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Re: WFF 3.0 News Update! 09/27/14 --One Week Gone By-

Post by King William II on Sun Sep 28, 2014 3:03 pm

The Anastasian Senate is voting on a bill right now that would make "sporks" the only legal utensil in the country


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Re: WFF 3.0 News Update! 09/27/14 --One Week Gone By-

Post by chauncy on Sun Sep 28, 2014 11:56 pm

It's really the only utensil that makes sense to have.


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Nord Belka
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Re: WFF 3.0 News Update! 09/27/14 --One Week Gone By-

Post by Nord Belka on Mon Sep 29, 2014 8:39 am

chauncy wrote:It's really the only utensil that makes sense to have.

As a camper and crazy survivalist, I agree.


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